i work for the man... but not the man i used to work for

i sold my soul to the corporate world. i don't even have time for facebook. my wardrobe is suffering greatly from a sudden increase of professionalism. what is this world coming to? for many years i have been oblivious to the inner workings of big businesses. i am becoming all too familiar. i have been spoiled. spoiled with jobs that have been, for the most part, great. i worked at the bsm and then i got to work in seattle for goodness sake. i mean i really had amazing jobs! i did have this awful little stint with "ross dress for less" one christmas break which taught me three valuable lessons. 1.) stay in school, 2.)don't do drugs, 3.) don't ever work at "ross dress for less". sadly i only worked there for like 9 days. in my defense...those 9 days were miserable.