i am having a moment. i am having a moment of reality. maybe most days i have my head in the clouds.
whenever your foot falls asleep it is the coolest feeling. your foot is numb. you can hit it against something and it doesn't hurt near as bad as it would if you were awake. you try to stand up and the foot isn't having it. almost as soon as you realize how awesome it is that your foot is numb, you feel the numbness start to wear off. your foot is tingling and you are probably jumping around by now trying not to wet your pants (that's what happens when my foot starts waking up. too much info? probably!) maybe you run cold water over it trying to wake it up quickly. maybe you walk on it or sit on it try to force back into numbness. regardless of which method you use, the foot is going to wake up.
the numbness is wearing off. i think i am waking up.
